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look at these potatoes even though they have different skin colours they are still friends we should all act more like potatoes

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(Source: maraquas, via sodamnrelatable)

A Baker's World Peeta: Look at this bread...
Katniss: Oh God...
Peeta: I think it's wheat.
Katniss: Please no..
Peeta: Wouldn't ya think that it rises with yeast?
Katniss:
Peeta: Wouldn't you think I'm the boy, the boy with the baaaakery?
Peeta: Look at this stove, treasures untold...
Peeta: How many wonders can one cabinet hold?
Peeta: Lookin' around here you'd think, sure, he's got eveeerything.
Peeta: I've got flour and sugar aplenty..
Peeta: I've got frosting and icings galore!
Peeta: You want cakepops? I got 20!
Peeta: But who cares, no big deal, I waaant mooore!!!
Peeta: I want to be where the bakers are...
Peeta: District 12 is no place for kneading.
Peeta: Baking around on those...What do you call 'em? Oh, cookie sheeeets.
Peeta: Up where they stay, making the buns, up where they bake all day just for fun.
Katniss: Are you done?
Peeta: Wandering free, wish I could be in a baker's wooorld!

Reblog if you sang it president snow: LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
peeta: TO BAKE SOME BUNS
haymitch: DID THEY SEND ME TRIBUTES WHEN I ASKED FOR RUM?
effie: you're the saddest bunch i ever met but you can bet, before we're through
haymitch: THAT I'LL
MAKE A VICTOR
OUT OF YOOOUUUU
effie, octavia, portia and flavius: stylish as the capitol-
cinna: BUT ON FIRE WITHIN
haymitch: once you earn your sponsors, you'll be SURE TO WIN
effie: you are a spineless
octavia and portia: PALE
flavius: and pathetic lot
haymitch: aND YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CLUEEEE
SOMEHOW I'LL
MAKE A VICTOR OUT OF YOOUUUU
katniss: um